dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss
“We’re all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?” - The Doctor
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
2362 Px wide versions of the High Life photoshoot via the photographer’s website.